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DON'T MISS IT! STEPHEN COLBERT RETURNS
TONIGHT / SEPT. 14 / JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE / ABC

NO SHOW BOZOS. You could not help missing it! Kimmel aired a rerun Monday. The flawless Internet now sez tune in Tuesday, Sept. 15. Believe it when you see it. Maybe we can blame MAGA Ai Moonhowlers trying to muzzle and muddle the Ludicrously and Lewdly Libidinous Libs. Ai-yi-yi, yi-yi! Beware the Ides of September.

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NEXT—>AN E-MAIL FROM GOD
9-9-2026: Inside Petula T-Rump's Closet:
T-RUMP'S ULTIMATE COHN-JOB—> Lust among the vampires
+9/11 IMPEACHABLE & UNFORGIVABLE: BUSH THE LESSER & A.G. JOHN ASHCROFT SHOULD HAVE GONE TO PRISON

UPDATED 9-10-2026 —> PBS NEWS HOUR CHICKENS OUT, LEAVES COHN-TRUMP EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT OUT OF INTERVIEW WITH "AMERICAN SCOUNDREL" AUTHOR

HOW GREEN WAS MY VALLEY
Going to Heaven in a Flash of Fire

Hawk Fire burns 10,500 acres —> Evacuations remain
Reno Gazette-Journal update 06:38a.m. PDT 8-23-2026

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LABOR DAY 2026
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GLORIA STEINEM, 1934-2026
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NVEnergy tries to fry your grandma
Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbáno/ Expanded from the Sparks Tribune 8-5-2026

The Mid-'26 Barbwire Blue-footed Booby Prizes
Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbáno/ Expanded from the Sparks Tribune 7-29-2026

The 10th Commandment and the 10th Amendment / 7-22-2026

AT&T's License to Kill / 7-15-2026

Teach your children well
Lost Horizons
Barbwire by Andrew Barbano / Expanded from the 6-10-2026 Sparks Tribune

What did Emperor T-Rump do to deserve this?
A very private island
Barbwire by Andrew Barbano / Expanded from the 6-3-2026 Sparks Tribune / Updated 6-5-2026 GMT

The Shoes of the Fisherman
Barbwire by Andrew Barbano / Expanded from the 5-27-2026 Sparks Tribune

Election Ebola and other viruses
Emperor Donnie went to show them Commies the error of their ways.
He came empty-handed when he landed and the Xi-man was amazed.
Xi picked his pocket, kept his wallet, put them in the Great Hall,
With a Ming Dynasty pickle jar containing Donnie's balls.
Barbwire by Andrew Barbano / Expanded from the 5-20-2026 Sparks Tribune

Reno City Hall: the asylum abides
Barbwire by Andrew Barbano 5-13-2026

Goat dressing, goat polo & Amex horsethieves
Barbwire by Andrew Barbano / Expanded from the 5-6-2026 Sparks Tribune

Grandma files action vs. Amex horsethieves
Barbwire by Andrew Barbano / Expanded from the 4-29-2026 Sparks Tribune

X-Rated Amex flips the bird to customers
Barbwire by Andrew Barbano / Expanded from the 4-22-2026 Sparks Tribune

The Pope and Rope-A-Dope
Barbwire by Andrew Barbano / Expanded from the 4-15-2026 Sparks Tribune

Barbwire first in the world to call for an American pope—>
Let it Be: An American Pope Francis2
Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbáno / Expanded from the Sparks Tribune 4-23-2025

WORLDWIDE LEADER? ACT OF GOD OR JUST A GARDEN-VARIETY IMPOSSIBLE DREAMER? YOU BE THE JUDGE

How to Live Forever
Barbwire by Andrew Barbano / Expanded from the 4-8-2026 Sparks Tribune

My Golden Girl
50 years ago today
Barbwire by Andrew Barbano / Expanded from the 4-1-2026 Sparks Tribune

From the den of iniquity to the holy of holies
Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbano / Expanded from the 3-25-2026 Sparks Tribune

THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
New York 3-12-2026 —> Wanda Sykes advocated for Pope Leo XIV as the final guest
May 21 on the T-Rump-canceled CBS Late Night show.
Let's get it on! —>WORLDWIDE ONLINE PETITION
Right here—>VOTE NOW yes or no —> and spread the word!
Andrew Quarantino Barbano, Emeritus altar boy (ret.)
Alleluia

Vote to get Pope Leo on Colbert's show
Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbano / Expanded from the 3-18-2026 Sparks Tribune

Barbwire first in the world to call for an American pope—>
Let it Be: An American Pope Francis2
Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbáno / Expanded from the Sparks Tribune 4-23-2025

WORLDWIDE LEADER? ACT OF GOD OR JUST A GARDEN-VARIETY IMPOSSIBLE DREAMER? YOU BE THE JUDGE

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Barbwire wins 12th Nevada Press Association award
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Nevada Press Assn. Hall of Fame
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7-31-2025
Congratulations to Barbwire nominee & Pulitzer Prize winner Norman Cardoza
Reno Gazette-Journal

Jake Highton & Guy Louis Rocha 2024 Barbwire winning nominees
BUENO!
5 down, 3 to go

Dennis Myers 2nd Barbwire nominee elected to NPA Hall of Fame

War is peace, right?
Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbáno/ Expanded from the Sparks Tribune 1-21-2026

Is the light breaking through at last?
Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbáno/ Expanded from the Sparks Tribune 1-14-2026

Venezuela is Spanish for Vietnam
Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbáno/ Expanded from the Sparks Tribune 1-7-2026

The 2025 Barbwire Blue-footed Booby Prizes
Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbáno/ Expanded from the Sparks Tribune 12-31-2025

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WORLDWIDE LEADER? ACT OF GOD OR JUST A GARDEN-VARIETY IMPOSSIBLE DREAMER? ALL OF THE ABOVE? VERY POSSIBLY. Was Andrew Barbano the only advocate for an American pope? Google apparently says YES! At minimum, the Barbwire stumped and broke Google trying to find out. See for yourself. And please lemme know what you think.
Prayers answered: Pope Leo takes T-Rump head-on

Where are the holy men?
Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbáno / Expanded from the Sparks Tribune 9-24-2025

Who will answer?
Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbáno / Expanded from the Sparks Tribune 9-17-2025

Windy City Showdown: Pope Leo vs. the American Mad King
Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbáno / Expanded from the Sparks Tribune 8-27-2025

 

LET LOOSE THE DOGS OF WAR

Dear Friends & Gentle Hearts:

6-22-2025 — I posted the following promo on LinkedIn and Facebook before the Persian Perversion. What the hell, we've been basically at war with Iran since 1953 and we are still looking for a 51st state, right? All we need is a congressional rubber stamp to legitimize this bastardized obscenity of a special military operation.

ANGELS OVER AMERICA
Pope Leo & President Lech Walesa
God knows we need lotsa help

Walesa starts U.S. tour in August, Leo14 already sold out Chicago White Sox stadium — via satellite! Read all about it at Barbwire.US

Barbwire by Barbano, the ONLY advocate for an American pope — immediately last April, long before the conclave. Proof positive posted at April 23 column.

Be well. Raise hell. Stay safe.

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Sometimes I regret my chutzpah when I occasionally guess right. I've said for months that when T-Rump saw his political support at home slipping, he'd start a war. an oft-successful ploy employed by his Russian mentor. So he did. (Maybe that's why they were on the phone so long a few days ago.)

There's only one thing left—> Remember when the Mad King said this in 2024 to the precious snowflakes looking for simple solutions: "Re-elect me and you'll never need another election."

More with the Barbwire this week. Working title: We Don't Need No Stinking Badges — or democracy. (Props to Humphrey Bogart and Alfonso Bedoya.)

We apparently need intervention from elsewhere (see below) as the nation feels "Helpless, Helpless, Helpless". (Props to Crosby, Stills Nash & Young.)

Where be our better angels?

 

ANGELS FOR AMERICA
Pope Leo-14 and President Lech Walesa for the good guys
Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbáno / Expanded from the Sparks Tribune 6-18-2025

Confessions of an altar boy
Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbáno / Expanded from the Sparks Tribune 5-14-2025

Let it Be: An American Pope Francis2
Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbáno / Expanded from the Sparks Tribune 4-23-2025

WORLDWIDE LEADER? ACT OF GOD OR JUST A GARDEN-VARIETY IMPOSSIBLE DREAMER? ALL OF THE ABOVE? VERY POSSIBLY. Was Andrew Barbano the only advocate for an American pope? Google apparently says YES! At minimum, the Barbwire stumped and broke Google trying to find out. See for yourself. And please lemme know what you think.

Margaret Dumont and Groucho Marx
Still crazy after all these years.

The Used Car Presidential Campaign
Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbáno / Expanded from the Sparks Tribune 9-18-2024

Diabolical Déjà Vu: Fire is the Devil's only friend
Barbwire accurately called 2016 presidential result 9 months out & stands by 2020 prediction made four years ago

Barbwire by Andrew Barbáno / Expanded from the Wednesday 9-2-2020 Sparks Tribune

 

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Barbano nominees and strong union men Rocha and Highton win again
9-14-2024

2 more Barbano nominees elected to Nevada Press Assn. Hall of Fame
Highton and Rocha win / 4 down, 4 to go
Carson City Nevada Appeal / 8-15-2024

APOCALYPSE THEN—>
It can't happen here. We're too smart, right?
Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbáno / Expanded from the Sparks Tribune 3-1-2023

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